December 2010
I'm not going to be kissing anyone on New Year's...
-desperatemeasures:
Whenever someone mentions "Rap"...
…my brain just automatically corrects them.
So when someone says, “Oh, Zatch, have you heard this one Rap song by this weird Rapper?”, I hear “Oh, Zatch, have you heard this bullshit music that some lowlife got bored and jotted 3 words on a piece of paper and jumbled them around, included a few phrases about getting money however you can, and raping bitches then making...
Why Are Black People So Tall?
aww-yeah:
jordanndanielle:
butalasicannotswim:
drowninlakesoffire:
kushkrazy:
slypeezy:
Because they’re Knee-grows
I’ve never gotten why black people are meant to love water melon.
I’ve never seen any of my black family eat water melon.
Or any black people for that matter.
True story.
yeeeeeah… I have to hear about it everyday among other things…....
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the...
spandexsuperhero:
jacquelinevc:
muchacha10:
GIF.
DATGIF
SCIENCE.
Remember when Ron watched Hermione sleeping every...
whatserekim:
dracomalfoyisabamf:
wizasaur:
turnaroundbrighteyes89:
youdonthaveawiferon-:
daleksontumblr:
Oh no, wait. Harry Potter is a good book series.
HEY TWILIGHT!
Reblog if you wish you could sleep next to the...
You know you've been playing too much Assassin's...
beiricordi:
-fuckyeahhoodies:
the-ryuchan:
You see a pile of hay and you have a sudden urge to climb a building and Leap of Faith into it.
……have you been stalking me?
Did this on accident yesterday : I
my life, lmao
jere: If I could just have your personality in another girl then I think I would be fucking happy. Too bad no other girl is like you.
me: hahahahaha WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A DIFFERENT GIRL xD
jere: HAHAHAH.
=___= I here this like... everyday everynight eveninmydreams. but when they go "HAHAHA", they're doing that... weird, anime head scratch thing...
People called me cute.
jesseisdope808:
At first you would think:
But in reality they probably meant:
So now I’m all like:
This is me… every fucking time… but after going “FUUUUuuu…” for a while, I just cry myself to sleep.
